

“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
(Source: jourdonnais)
“Hey Alex. So It’s the last day of school, and I’d thought this might be the greatest time for confessions. So….. Sammy. Yeah, she umm…. You’re watching her on DA right? Yeah, so Sammy is like, into drawing Sonic porn. Idk don’t ask. Everyone has their thing. Anyways, so like, eversince you started following her she can’t embrace her…. sonic fetish. So maybe…. You could just stop…. Following her? Or watching her or whatever? She’s embarresed and doesnt want to tell you, so can you be a good friend and just like… Un watch her? Please?”
A GUY FROM MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN STALKING MY dA AND THIS WAS MY FRIEND’S SOLUTION FUXKING KILL ME
10 things i hate about you
13 going on 30
17 again
27 dresses
30 days of night
30 minutes or less
50/50
50 first dates
(500) days of summer
another cinderella story (selena gomez)
a cinderella story (lucy hale)
artificial intelligence
bad teacher
beastly
bridesmaids
bride wars
captain america
castaway
the change-up
clash of the titans
click
cloudy with a chance of meatballs
coraline
corpse bride
crazy, stupid, love
despicable me
devil wears prada
due date
dude wheres my car?
drive
easy a
enchanted
fast five
footloose
fired up
friends with benefits
gnomeo and juliet
grownups
harry potter: sorcerer’stone
harry potter: chamber of secrets
harry potter: prisoner of azkaban
harry potter: goblet of fire
harry potter: order of the phoenix
harry potter: half-blood prince
harry potter: deathly hallows pt 1
harry potter: deathly hallows pt 2
hall pass
the hangover II
he’s just not that into you
horrible bosses
horton hears a who
how to train your dragon
inception
i love you beth cooper
i love you, man
immortals
insidious
john tucker must die
jumper
just my luck
a knights tale
the last song
little nicky
love and other drugs
the lovely bones
just go with it
marley & me
mean girls
mission impossible: ghost protocol
monster house
the notebook
no strings attached
pirates of caribbean: curse of black pearl
pirates of caribbean: dead mans chest
pirates of caribbean: at worlds end
pirates of caribbean: on strangers tides
ps, i love you
the proposal
role models
the roommate
silent hill
the sitter
shes the man
the smurfs
something borrowed
scott pilgrim vs the world
step up 3D
tangled
time travelers wife
tooth fairy
Twilight
Twilight: New Moon
Twilight: Eclipse
twilight: breaking dawn pt. 1
the ugly truth
valentine’s day
the vow (kinda crappy quality)
a walk to remember
when in rome
yes man
you got served
zombieland
(Source: jaycakes)